Please stop making this sound a hundred times cooler than it actually is. [ "zombie cyborg?" that'd be rad as fuck. but no, he's a ratchedy rusted rotting corpse. at least a zombie cyborg would be able to walk up stairs or jump over things. or have gatling guns in his arms. that'd be sweet.
... anyway. ]
Once you're conscious, you can taste-test. [ the hardest part about food experimentation and trying new menu options is being unable to tell whether or not it actually works. suffice it to say, he wastes a lot of money on ingredient sampling. and printing costs. Mike gestures towards his donut attempts on the counter - chocolate, strawberry jelly-filled, cinnamon sugar. they're all fully cooked and he followed the recipes exactly, so taste-wise they're probably fine. but the shapes ... they don't look the most appetizing. Mike tries, but. janky animatronic hands. ] Again, no legal responsibilities if you choke and die.
no subject
... anyway. ]
Once you're conscious, you can taste-test. [ the hardest part about food experimentation and trying new menu options is being unable to tell whether or not it actually works. suffice it to say, he wastes a lot of money on ingredient sampling. and printing costs. Mike gestures towards his donut attempts on the counter - chocolate, strawberry jelly-filled, cinnamon sugar. they're all fully cooked and he followed the recipes exactly, so taste-wise they're probably fine. but the shapes ... they don't look the most appetizing. Mike tries, but. janky animatronic hands. ] Again, no legal responsibilities if you choke and die.