[ noooo waaaay, the guy with purple skin wearing a paper bear mask and an "Eggs Benedict" nametag is weird? perish the thought. ]
Were I a normal human being, you'd be long gone by now.
[ Helpy, regardless of any situation, always looks ecastic and eager to prove his namesake. the tiny dumbfaced robobear looks over at his creator, and Mike - resigning himself to this accursed fate for the hundredth time that day - gestures vaguely towards the desk. and Helpy takes that as his cue to go dig out what Gen is here for out of an old, dusty file folder from a stack on the desk. give him a minute, it's a lot of old paperwork here. ]
Try not to get too excited. [ adding, begrudgingly. ] I wasn't in many family photos, so this is all I have. And I'm this close to tossing it in the shredder.
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Were I a normal human being, you'd be long gone by now.
[ Helpy, regardless of any situation, always looks ecastic and eager to prove his namesake. the tiny dumbfaced robobear looks over at his creator, and Mike - resigning himself to this accursed fate for the hundredth time that day - gestures vaguely towards the desk. and Helpy takes that as his cue to go dig out what Gen is here for out of an old, dusty file folder from a stack on the desk. give him a minute, it's a lot of old paperwork here. ]
Try not to get too excited. [ adding, begrudgingly. ] I wasn't in many family photos, so this is all I have. And I'm this close to tossing it in the shredder.