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Of course it will, I'm a genius. And I may not demand a raise for this but I'd better at least get a bonus.
[She's grinning, ponytail now in place, and reaching for one of the powdered jelly donuts to give it a try. All it took was knowing that Mike actually likes her company and suddenly Gen feels like she's bantering with her only real close friend back at Xavier's, Bobby - except that she made the profound mistake of falling head over heels for Bobby and while she may flirt with and even proposition Mike, that's not happening.
That's not happening again with anyone.]
Why not connect the donuts to coffeebot's big debut? Cake and soda for the kids, coffee and donuts for the parents. They're not that bad - [Except that the jelly donut turns out not to be very structurally sound, so she's soon got her face and hands and a fair amount of the floor covered in sweet strawberry goop with a hint of powdered sugar.] - agh fuck, damnit, I just went to the laundromat -
[Welp. That's her headed to the sink to clean up as best she can.] Helpy, wanna get a bot to take care of the floor? And you, no more fuckin' jelly donuts!
now there's a problem. Mike has been a jerk and a bully nearly all his life. he's never bothered to hide this fact. and the thing about jerks and bullies is, when an opportunity to be a jerk and a bully presents itself, it's just not physically in him to resist. Gen's agitated and huffy, made a mess of herself, and her back is turned. and there's a handful of sticky jelly-filled donuts within arm's reach. they're right there. Gen's over there.
Mike reaches for a donut, while Gen's ranting and not looking. he holds it out on his palm so that it's aiming directly for her. and promptly punches it with his other fist, spraying another little splurt of strawberry jelly across Gen's back.
he then immediately drops the squished donut on a very unassuming and unprepared Helpy and props his now very messy (definitely not with jelly) hands on his hips, scolding the little bear-bot who definitely was responsible for the whole thing. ] Helpy! That's not very nice of you at all.
[She hears the loud splat rather than feels it since none of the jelly hits her skin, but she still knows exactly what just happened. This is bully against bully, after all, even if Mike hasn't seen much of that side of her yet.
Without turning around, she speaks in a strained monotone that obviously wants to rise with both annoyance and amusement:]
You... really should've thought about how shitty it'll be to scrub jelly out of your gears before you did that.
[Because the moment she does turn around, the game is on. She snatches a bunch of the jelly donuts and just hurls one right at his face, knowing full well that he'll find it harder to shield himself or escape or do much of anything but take the assault. She does hesitate for a moment, just in case he decides to call the whole thing off, but she's braced and ready to keep throwing.]
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[She's grinning, ponytail now in place, and reaching for one of the powdered jelly donuts to give it a try. All it took was knowing that Mike actually likes her company and suddenly Gen feels like she's bantering with her only real close friend back at Xavier's, Bobby - except that she made the profound mistake of falling head over heels for Bobby and while she may flirt with and even proposition Mike, that's not happening.
That's not happening again with anyone.]
Why not connect the donuts to coffeebot's big debut? Cake and soda for the kids, coffee and donuts for the parents. They're not that bad - [Except that the jelly donut turns out not to be very structurally sound, so she's soon got her face and hands and a fair amount of the floor covered in sweet strawberry goop with a hint of powdered sugar.] - agh fuck, damnit, I just went to the laundromat -
[Welp. That's her headed to the sink to clean up as best she can.] Helpy, wanna get a bot to take care of the floor? And you, no more fuckin' jelly donuts!
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now there's a problem. Mike has been a jerk and a bully nearly all his life. he's never bothered to hide this fact. and the thing about jerks and bullies is, when an opportunity to be a jerk and a bully presents itself, it's just not physically in him to resist. Gen's agitated and huffy, made a mess of herself, and her back is turned. and there's a handful of sticky jelly-filled donuts within arm's reach. they're right there. Gen's over there.
Mike reaches for a donut, while Gen's ranting and not looking. he holds it out on his palm so that it's aiming directly for her. and promptly punches it with his other fist, spraying another little splurt of strawberry jelly across Gen's back.
he then immediately drops the squished donut on a very unassuming and unprepared Helpy and props his now very messy (definitely not with jelly) hands on his hips, scolding the little bear-bot who definitely was responsible for the whole thing. ] Helpy! That's not very nice of you at all.
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Without turning around, she speaks in a strained monotone that obviously wants to rise with both annoyance and amusement:]
You... really should've thought about how shitty it'll be to scrub jelly out of your gears before you did that.
[Because the moment she does turn around, the game is on. She snatches a bunch of the jelly donuts and just hurls one right at his face, knowing full well that he'll find it harder to shield himself or escape or do much of anything but take the assault. She does hesitate for a moment, just in case he decides to call the whole thing off, but she's braced and ready to keep throwing.]